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My birthday was just as uneventful and nondescript as i thought it would be.  Hooray for meeting expectations.

jthenr-comics-vault:

SCARLET SPIDER by Steven Butler (1994)

So, its my birthday already?
Damn.

I’ve been away from Tumblr for quite some time now, and I’ve missed… well, nothing really.

Why do i still have a blog?

I will hold on to grudges until the death of me,

Grasped so firmly

They’ll use a crowbar
To pry them away
From my cold fingers.

Dear diary, today is a good day

I HAVE MY OWN FUCKING PLACE AGAIN! FINALLY!! 

If i were tumblr famous, i would definitely use it for selfishness.  Are you kidding? Like, “hey, you love my blog. Send me gifts to show your appreciation.”

I feel like I’m one major emotional disaster away from abandoning my entire life as I know.

super-nerd:

Carnage - Mark Bagley

Why do i never see any six word stories that arent depressing? Like once i would love to see:

Tacos make me feel really happy.

Or something.