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The Fault In Our Stars sucked, the internet is overrated, and the only things i can trust are my stomach gases.

So, do walmart stores across the nation all play shitty country music, or is that just a personal hell i have to endure working at a walmart in Redneckland?

I’m not dead. Wuuuuuuut

I work at walmart now. It’s sort of like doing nothing important, while not understanding it at the same time. That was how the first day was anyway.

5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

Tylenol cold and multi-symptom tastes worse than your ailment feels, and should only be considered in a last ditch effort to lower an insane fever.

wolf-cub:

I love that feeling you get when you don’t remember that you’re reading. When you’re so captured by a book that you forget you’re reading the words. All you see is the descriptions and conversations that being to play out like a movie in your head. You don’t even think about it. Then before you know it, you’ve read 100 pages without realizing it. That’s probably the best feeling in the world. 

comicblah:

Spidey by John Romita Jr.

My birthday was just as uneventful and nondescript as i thought it would be.  Hooray for meeting expectations.

jthenr-comics-vault:

SCARLET SPIDER by Steven Butler (1994)